Went to Jaguars as a gift...

Went to Jaguars as a gift from my wife for my birthday, she went too as she like shaving fun also. Access to club is very god, parking lot well lit, valet's friendly, helpful and not overpriced. Entering the club about 9:30, we found excellent seating,fair service for our drinks,and a nicely appointed bar(setups), but overpriced even by strip club standards. $7.00 for water? REALLY? That's more than they charge at the Anatole. Well, anyway we started getting into the groove before long and a fair number of dancers were starting to take the stage, most average, a few smokin' hot, and several, uuuuumm...larger ladies. Most were small to medium breasted, with no swinging udders to be found! Excellent! Both of us had a few quick table dances, which was fun and getting us warmed up and into the rythem. More girls were beginning to filter in, but we began to notice a trend that we hadn't expected.These ladies were not ever getting naked on stage! Ok, so maybe we just need to take them back to the VIP. Pulled a management type over and got the word that it was $700. for two hours,$2K for the evening. That being a little pricey, we opted for a few lap dances with a couple of the ladies who weren't too obviously busy to be bothered and left about 1:30 or so. To be sure, we had fun, but we left a little disapointed also, due to the price issue and the shortage of ladies willing to actually do a lap dance.