I've heard stories of this vegan...

I've heard stories of this vegan only club from my friend and some of his co-workers. My friend who lives in Portland never visited, so I talked him into checking it out and trying what's supposed to be the best vegan burger in town.

We head in for lunch, and on our way into the club, two dancers were heading outside for a smoke. Got a flash from one and headed in to see what all the fuss was about. The topless bartender was the hottest thing in the club and every once in a while her dress would ride up and you can see she was also pantyless. Smokers come back in and start chatting us up, tell us that the burger isn't actually all that great, especially with the cook that was on staff. After we got our food, one of the smokers (Mary Jayne) sat with us and was chatting it up, she was a fun girl, but it was clear she had motives. We finished our food at the same time she was headed to the stage, so we joined her.

What you get at the stage is clearly different than any other stage experience you'll ever have. We were the only customers, so we got plenty of attention. Nice short little lap dances and the like. A couple more dancers went by and Mary Jayne "dragged" us outside for a smoke. She was clearly holding us back from enjoying the new girls, but it was fine. Finished our cigarettes headed back in for a couple more dancers and left after Mary Jayne's set. Considered getting a private with her, but we had to be on our way. I can only imagine the mileage you'd receive with a private.