I wanted somewhere cheap to have...

I wanted somewhere cheap to have a beer and a lapdance with my wife on Sunday afternoon in Vegas. Online I saw that Cheetahs had 2 for 1 lapdances (at $20) from 7am - 7pm. The cabbie was rather adamant that we don't go to such a "shit hole" (his words) but I explained low class was what I wanted. I didn't want to blow $300-400 just $100-150 and I'm sure he got a kickback for taking us elsewhere.

Showed up and there was a $10 cover but they gave us cards for $10 in drinks and we actually got $10 each (Well 2 bud lights for $9 and 2 well drinks for $9).

Something about $10 lap dances that makes me feel like I'm getting a bargain. Got 3 dances for the wife and 3 for me from two Hispanic dancers (One we remember was named Maria but we can't agree which one). Both were pretty enough (in the stripclub light) and thin, one with larger fake breasts. Both paid good attention to the wife.