I went to this club with...

I went to this club with low expectations and let me just say that even those were not met. I knew I was not going to blown away by the decor at a strip club near Grand Island Nebraska but it did not look any better than a college house basement. I figured that I would stay awhile anyway to check the place out since you cant judge a book by the cover as the saying goes. Cover was $5 which was not a problem since in my home town it is at least $9 or $10. Apparently the juke box was broken and instead the club was playing music from the XM radio they had. Not the best setup, but still not a deal breaker for me since I know stuff happens. Everything else after I entered though was a complete disappointment. It is a juice bar so there was no alcohol but even a can of diet Coke was $3. It was a late Friday night when I arrived and I would have expected the A team but I only saw 1 lady dancing who was very mechanical and not attractive. Later, another dancer who was cute came onto the stage and I tipped her generously because I could tell that fun was going to be hard to come by that night. She asked if I wanted a dance after her set was done and I accepted. We went to the bouncer who said "private" dances were $25 for 1 song. That is a steep price even where I am from. The lap dance "room" was only seperated from the rest of the bar by a bamboo curtain. Besides that, it was poorly lit and I could barely make out any details of the girl I was talking to and getting a dance from. The dance itself was essentially non contact and was not nude. Every once in a while she would flash the kitty but I could not see it anyway given the poor lighting. After it was over, she left immediatley without saying thanks or anything. I went back into the main area and made small talk with the older lady who was the bartender. She said that there were 3 dancers working but I only saw the robot who was working when I first got there. Based on my experience there, I guess 3 means 2 and of the 2 neither were worth spending any time or money with. I wont be returning even if I am driving through the area unless others on this site have much differnt experiences.