After years of reading about this...

After years of reading about this famous club, I finally visited - and it wasn't worth the anticipation. Moments after walking in and taking a seat, a slightly heavyset dancer sat down right next to me and would not leave. In the first 15 minutes the waitress asked me on three different occasions if I "wanted to buy the lady a drink". I said "no" each time, and by the third time she was scowling at me. The dancer sitting next to me wouldn't take a hint, and would not budge from the seat next to me. Needless to say, I was distracted and annoyed, and definitely not in the right frame of mind to enjoy myself in what I had expected would be one of the best strip club experiences of my life. I decided to get up and leave...and drive down to my favorite neighborhood spot - the Jet Strip.