I rarely go to this club...

I rarely go to this club and after tonight's experience I won't be back for a very long time.

I got there at about 10:30 pm when you would expect things to be in full swing. Well, not tonight. There were about 10 dancers working. One may have been a 7, but the rest were 5 or less. In the first half hour only one dancer came over to talk with me. Unfortunately, we couldn't get much conversation going. She couldn't take the hint that I was not interested in her and go away. I finally just went to the bathroom and just hung out there until I was fairly sure that she'd give up on me. Then it was another 45 minutes before a second dancer came over to ask for a dance. I should have known it was going to be bad when the only thing she could seem to say was let's go get a dance, Daddy. I took her up on it because I was about to leave and she was my only hope for the evening. When we got to the dance area she started dancing immediately even though it was the middle of the song. I didn't say anything but let her continue. She finished that song and then danced through another. The dance was very mediocre. She was grinding pretty good - right square on my belt buckle. Maybe she was getting a turn- on that way, I don't know. She tried to keep dancing when the next song started, but I stopped her immediately. She insisted that I owed her for three songs when I had really only gotten one and a half. Actually, I'm not even sure I got that much since they were playing mostly rap music, and sometimes you're not sure when one song stops and another starts. I stood my ground and payed her just for two songs. She argued with me a little bit, but finally walked away with $40 and to all appearances not very pissed. That told me she knew I was on to her.

Guys, don't go there. It's a waste of time.