I went here for my first...

I went here for my first strip club visit ever, and was quite blown away.

I had read online that I shouldn't take a cab but call for a free limo instead. Initially I had the wrong number, and it was also quite difficult without a US cell phone number (they wanted my number to call me back when they were on their way - subsequent night that I went, I just took a cab and paid the full cover (which got more expensive during the weekend)). Eventually, managed to arrange the limo pickup, arrived at the club, tipped the driver and entered. I had been told that cover would be waived when arriving by the limo so was quite surprised to be asked for a cover. I explained that I arrived by limo, so the cover was reduced by $10, but I still had to pay.

Got seated at a table and watched the stage action for a while, taking in the whole experience and rejecting a few early offers for lap dances. Then moved to the stage to view the action up-close and do some tipping. One amazing blonde with smallish natural boobs caught my attention and came to talk to me afterwards. Not sure if it was intelligent, but I let her know this was my first time in a strip club. I agreed to a lap dance and as we walked over to the couches I asked if I could touch her during the dance and she said "this is Vegas, you can do anything you want" (well... as we all know, that's not always the case). She gave me a great first-time experience with lots of mileage and I was off to a great start. After that, it was a mixed bag of goodies - the quality of the dances certainly had high variance - all the way from high-hustle girls that ended up giving air dances and being a bit liberal when counting the number of dances, to the really really nice Hungarian girl who quickly realized I'm a boob guy and after that almost never left my hands or mouth with her boobs, to the overly aggressive Asian girl with bolt-ons that even let her hand wander down my pants. Spent some time towards the end of the night trying to hunt down the first girl again, but it wasn't all that easy as I forgot her name, and the description "that blonde girl with some tattoos" doesn't really single out one girl at a strip club. Eventually I found her again for a final great dance.