Parkway Tropics
814 Lake Michigan Dr NW Grand Rapids, MI 49504

Stopped in as I've enjoyed some...

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Coolguy4
Jan 18, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Stopped in as I've enjoyed some good times, although mild mannered fun. I go here because it's cheap, decent looking chicks, they do dollar dances which can be fun to figure out who is good and it's a relaxed atmosphere. If you feel like you need high mileage from a strip club, this is not your place, but really no place in GR is for that matter with the bikini ordinance.

Anyway, I was shocked at the number of dancers so early. There were the usual dancers like Hannah and Kitty, but a bunch I've either never seen before as well. It was funny because I was sitting there by the stage and watched as the DJ kept calling new names after every 2 songs and I thought I was being punk'd and that it was just going to be the same few dancers using different stage names. Chicks just kept coming out from the back room and dancing on stage, doing dollar dances and such. I wasn't sure but I think there were about 15 dancers altogether, which seemed strange for Thursday afternoon around 2pm. Got dollar dances from darn near most of them and ones that I thought were sexy weren't and vice versa. A few that did the dollar dance that I wanted to get a private (semi-private that is) dance from and never got the chance to.

I did get dances from Daisy and Kitty. Daisy is a good looking, somewhat taller brunette, not skinny, but certainly not fat, maybe a little thick, but great ass, smallish tits. I found her quite attractive and she had asked me twice for a dance so I went for it. Not bad, she tried hard, but she seemed to "miss the mark" with the grindage, but she also did a lot of "open air" maneuvers that did very little for me. Again, very attractive, but not a great dance and since you can't really touch the girls here you can't guide them into the right spot. As well, because of the way the couch-chairs are designed in the private dance area, the girls like to stand up on the chairs with their feet on either side of you so they are right above you. That would be great if I could look up, but the chair back inhibits this quite a bit, but when you do crane your neck and look up all you see are bikini bottoms, not much else. Stopped after 2 songs.

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