Short version: Went to Bogarts on...

Short version: Went to Bogarts on a sunday evening at 8pm. Place is a dive inside and out. Met with K****, a 6-7ish brunette latina, late twenties 36-28-40 who quoted 150 for high-mileage dance but negotiated to $120. If you enjoy mileage higher than a prius rolling downhill with a tailwind, you will leave a satisfied customer.

Long version: I went to Bogarts on a sunday evening at 8pm. The outside is nothing special, I've seen liquor stores with better exteriors. Parking lot is well-lit and free parking. No smoking inside, drink prices are inflated. There was one bouncer who was at the DJ booth above the main stage. The door man doubles as VIP toll collector. Cover was $5 + 1 drink minimum. Shot girl was pushy. Drink waitress was old, missing teeth and wanted me to tip her a dollar between the twins. I would have paid $10 not to tip her. At 8pm, 10 girls working, 13 other patrons. 3-stage layout, main stage flanked by two smaller card table-sized stages. Cheap neon fluorescent light fixtures and tube lights. Kitchen resembles inner-city coney island. Dancers on average were a 6. Saw one blonde, nice rack, nice legs, but a bit of a belly. About a 7 in looks. Ages ranged from early twenties to mid thirties. K*** caught my eye. 6-7ish in looks, about 5'6, 36d, 28 waist, 40 hips; late twenties. No tattoos. Went to VIP, paid $10 VIP tax. VIP area is set up as booths with just two cheap chairs and a curtain covering the entrance. The booths are about 5ft x 5ft which isn't very big but not so small to limit activities. I recommend being a gentleman and let the lady sit while you stand. She quoted $150 + songs. I countered with $120 (including songs). VIP was a bit rushed but if you are efficient then time will not be an issue.

Total damages: $144, $5 cover + $8 drink + $1 tip + $10 VIP tax + $120 VIP