Night Moves
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1230 6th St, Umatilla, OR 97882, USA*

It's been close to a year...

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burnout400m
Jan 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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It's been close to a year since I moved away but I used to be a regular here. A lot of the dancers didn't do much for me but there were a couple regular girls that I liked and occasionally there would be dancers working there from other cities that were semi-regular. Sometimes if they don't have enough girls to fill out the rotation the gal that worked the bar would dance under the name Sahara if I recall correctly. I think she's very hot but you might not like her body type, to each their own. She has experience and gives amazing lap dances. The staff and dancers are very friendly but sadly they do not do full-nude lapdances, supposedly to keep the local PD off their backs even though it's legal in Oregon. Not sure, that's just what I heard. However, depending on the dancer, you can still get an awesome lapdance here. some of the more experienced dancers realize that lapdances are mostly about touch and go right up to the edge of legal and stay there, and even seem to enjoy the fact that they can feel that you're having a good time and grind away with a big grin on their face. If you get a less experienced dancer they tend to think it's more just a close-up show and you probably won't be as inclined to give them a standing ovation, if you know what I mean. The actual club itself isn't great but who cares? Never had my car broken into or witnessed any crime in the club or immediate area outside but one night the club was full of (I'm assuming) gang members flashing gang signs. They didn't do anything but enjoy the show though, didn't bother anyone or cause trouble and the area isn't as rough as it looks at first glance. Since there are only two clubs in town this is a good place to check out on a busy night as they aren't as crowded as the riverside. Cover is only $5 I think plus a drink inside and it's worth that.

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