I came visiting phoenix with a...

I came visiting phoenix with a friend and his gf from cali. I gave up on cali strip clubs because there is too much harassment for laps and hustling and overpriced admission. I was praying for a better experience here... and I sure as hell got it. Ill cut it short and sweet. Place has its own unique alaskan cabin feel to it. Dim lighting, way too many chairs, and a mens restroom dirtier than a tijuana nightclub. Drinks were fair priced and stiff as hell, though the female bartender was the biggest bitch ive ever met.

You cant get more out of a dollar tip than here. One dollar gets tits shaked in your face on topless side, and a bush drive on the nude side. $1 bush drives is what sets this place apart. It is where you face the ceiling with your head on the edge of the stage, and the stripper kneels over you rubbing themself then shoving their tits in your face. For a fucking dollar!

Dancers may or may not ask about laps, but no pressure in saying no, and they leave you be. They range from ugly to smoking hot, with the better sampling on the full nude side. Did I mention 2 for 1 wednesdays or $1 lap weekend specials? I will go here next time im in phoenix.