Front Ave Strip Club
Closed
3045-3065 NW Front Ave, Portland, OR 97210, USA*

Stopped by here one recent Saturday...

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budrider
Jan 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Stopped by here one recent Saturday afternoon on my home from the dump. had seen it listed but hadn't heard from anyone who had been there. Sign said open so I strolled in. Decent looking place, mid sized, place, looks like a former working class bar in a industrial area of town. Neon beer signs, decent looking stage with a pole. ONly problem, was there was no one there. No one. No dancers, no bartender. I sat down thinking someone would come out. Finally I stood up and hollered, "Hello!". Nothing. Weird. Finally I said screw it, and started walking out and bump into a guy walking in. He looked kinda surprised. He said "can I help you?" "Are you open?" "He said "Yeah, we're open". "where's all the naked chicks?" He sort of laughed and said, "probably hung over, you know strippers. What can I get you to drink?" I said "Nada, man gotta go".

So anyway, nothing to report other than it's a place and there's a sign on the door that says Girls Dot Com. Drove by a couple weeks later and it looked closed down. Don't know for sure, but that's my story.

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