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2314 Union Ave. Altoona, PA 16602

So I made another visit to...

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Dolomite35
Jan 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So I made another visit to Club Coconuts after my curiosity was piqued from my previous survey. I am going to describe the building again because I had missed some details from my previous review.

The entrance is off to the side of the parking lot. You enter into a small lobby that they buzz you into the building. I paid $5 for admission. The club is essentially an open area with several steps up or down throughout the building. As you walk in the bar is right in front of you, the dance area and main DJ is off to the left. They have scattered tables throughout the building. After paying my admission I went to the bar and purchased a Miller Lite for $2, which is pretty much what you pay everywhere else. This time I have explored the building further and discovered that in the back of the building there is a hallway with an additional overflow area with a separate stage. Also there is the outdoor area for smoking, which I don’t need, and the lap dance area, which I do. The lap dance area is behind the overflow stage with the DJ booth for that area. They are small curtained off areas that are private to the customers, but the DJ can easily see what is going on in those rooms in he looks. I didn’t notice him trying to keep an eye what was going on in there.

The girls are not bad as far as looks. They had a couple stunners that night. Normally I stay clear from the stunners, but this night I decided not to. My experience is the better looking a dancer is, the less likely they are going to be flexible in a lap dance environment. I would say there were a couple of eights (the stunners) mixed in with the usual fives for the area. All the girls where in the physical condition that a dancer should be in, but some were just a little more worse for wear. Again all but one was on the younger side. The oldest dancers there wasn’t over 35 and most were in their early 20s. All dancers were white and most were blonde with a couple brunette gothic types mixed in.

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