I love this place and I...

I love this place and I guess because it's kind of a dive and not one of those places where you feel honored to pay $9 for a Coor Light and stare at women who are put together in government labs: they look great, they're almost human and they're designed to suck every penny from your wallet with zero payout.

If they served booze, I'd never leave. I wish they offered more privacy for dances but it didn't stop my dancer from getting me fairly undressed and she started running her lips back and forth on my shaft with the promise of "more" for another 60. I stammered yes, there was a condom on in about ten seconds and she went to town. It LOOKED like I was getting a lap dance. I wasn't.