This has become a "Membership Club,"...

This has become a "Membership Club," which we all know is a rip off. Still, having nothing better to do, I paid the fee. Best looking place in town. It was in the afternoon, so the club was dead, but that's OK, since I don't like crowds. $20 topless private dances. $40 nude private dances. No one was in the place, so I asked and got a two-fer private nude dance from the "nude bar tender." NICE LADY. Gave me some very nice views of herself. I was allowed to touch quite a bit, except for p**sy. Remember, the club was busted recently for having the cops catch a dancer being groped by a patron, so they're pretty careful right now.