Maybe I caught this place on...

Maybe I caught this place on a bad day or week but I was frisked after the metal detector at the front door like I'm in some dangerous town like chicago or something lol. Sure hillbillies love their guns and all but a strip club come on get real. So after all that I get in order a beer and take a seat. This place in huge but why? Most of it seemed empty just wasted space. They didn't seem to have but maybe 20 girls and it friday evening around 8pm I think it was. Maybe it was too early i don't know. Other then 2 or 3 the rest were kinda fugly, bellies missing teeth like they crawled outa the hills lol, but everyone likes something different I guess. But after a bit of watching the stage show one of the pretty ones comes and sits down and we go back for a couch dance. Dance was pretty good so after 4 songs I hand her a $100 bill and she tries to tell me it was 6 songs, now I'm seeing why the metal detector. The manager Ron I think was his name decides it's a smart move to get in my face about it, not so smart seeing how I make 2 of him. I tell him to go fly a kite and start to leave when the skinny kid from the door comes over like he's gonna stop me. Maybe it's the fact I'm not a little guy or that I wasn't drunk but thankfully after a minute they both seem to decide it's best to just step aside and let me leave. So be careful guys this place clearly likes to try and scam outsiders when they think they can get away with it.