The Best Las Vegas has to...

The Best Las Vegas has to offer hands down!!! It's been quite a few months since my last trip to the CIty of Sin and what better reason to go than a buddy's bachelor party. We arrived to our hotel room on Friday night and of course the first topic was "strippers"!!! After doing some gambling and a lot of drinking, we found ourselves in front of Planet Hollywood right near the exit of the miracle mile shopping mall. There was a number of guys approaching us if we wanted to have some fun and get some titties in our face. Needless to say that was exactly what we were there for!! One of our buddies had been talking up Sapphire the whole drive up but none of the guys in front of Planet Hollywood were promoting for the club. We decided then to walk around and found a Limo to take us to the "#1 best strip club in the world"!! Driving up to this establishment is almost overwhelming. I compare it to driving up to a Costco of breasts! This place is literally huge!!! Walking in through the front door felt like going into a high end classy nightclub. We had a pretty big party, 9 of us, the best man covered the entrance fee for everyone which was $30 if i recall correctly. A gentlemen escorted us to some cocktail seating right in front of the main stage, which was a three leveled overwhelming stage with at least 3 dancers on the whole time. We started off with 2 bottles of Grey Goose Vodka which was $350 each and that easily turned into 4 bottles by the end of the night. We had a gorgeous waitress pour drinks for us the whole night and she was very attentive to us.

Now on to the fun stuff! I'm very bad with names and honestly had way too many dances/vodka shots to even try to think of any names. Immediately after getting our first two bottles the mirage of ladies started to appear. I'm pretty sure that it is safe to say, that if your party is ordering table service and drinking top shelf alcohol, this becomes a call to all the girls that you are there to have a wild night and drop some serious coin. We must have had almost fifty percent of the girls come to our area and fifty percent sounds little but in this club you are definitely looking at at least 150 different girls if not more. I literally did not see the same girl twice the whole time we were there. I managed to get a number of dances out on the floor, at least 7 or 8 all with different girls every kind and race you can think of. But in the end managed to take an awesome girl to the vip area that grew up in my hometown. Probably part of her hustle but I didn't mine she was hott!!! She told me the vip section was $150 for 3 songs and it would be amazing, and for me it would only be $100 because she liked me. Again, could be part of the game but I agreed. Everything after that for the rest of the night, was a big blur, but from what I remember and hearing from the rest of the guys, we had a blast!! Sapphire is definitely a "must do" when visiting Las Vegas. What beats a Costco sized strip club in Sin City!!