Finally, I went to Foxy Providence...
Finally, I went to Foxy Providence for Leggs and Eggs. I have been wanting to do this for years but finally made it down, right before the broke down the buffet - sometime around 11:15 I think. First, I was quite surprised with the free food there was no charge for admission. Some other guys had written that there was a cover, so either they have one earlier in the day when more guys are coming in or they changed their policy - not sure. Second, I was hungry, so I had some of the food and was quite surprised. Now, it was eggs and bacon, etc - a fairly basic breakfast buffet but it was much better than what I was expecting and certainly beat the buffet in some of the Courtyard's that I have stayed at. Third, I was very surprised that not only was the place busy with a bunch of guys there but there were probably about 15 dancers and they all were at least 6.5. I can only imagine how it must be at 7:30 in the morning, before the guys have to get to work. As I typically go to clubs during the day, the only other day where I have seen a club this busy during the day is Fantasies on Tuesdays when it is 2 for 1.
I had about an hour or so to kill, so I sat there and ate my breakfast and watched the stage show. I got asked a couple of times if I wanted something to drink and absolutely no hassle when I said no. This is a huge difference to Caddy when I was there last during the day and the waitress got pissed I didn't order something immediately and she told me that when there is no cover there is a two drink minimum. I don't need to go to a club and get hassled, so another positive point for Foxy.
About 15 minutes before I should leave to meet a buddy for lunch, a very nice looking coed goes on stage and she is pretty close to 100% my type - tall, slender, natural boobs, pretty face, and young. Now, I tend to like girls that are more petite with B sized tits - this girl had C's but she was a definate 9 in my book, so even though I am running out of time, I ask if she is free after her set. Well...more time goes by as she has to change and then collect her tips from the stage and we finally enter the lapdance area at the same time I should have left. We meander this crazy maze of booths where if it was busy, you would literally be stepping over the girls as they danced for other guys - was one of the worst configurations for a lap dance area I had ever seen, but this time, there was only one other dancers there. I know from reading other reviews that if you ask for two songs, you get the first topless and the second nude for $25 a piece, so I ask for two songs and confirm my understanding. She is great looking but the dance is more air than less and while I can roam my hands over her boobs, nothing close to the kitty - I know as I tried and she kept on moving my hands!! She also did no roaming with her hands and certainly no intimacy that I have seen with other dancers, like blowing in your ear or kissing on the neck. Clearly, a much better dance than you get in MA with a very attractive dancer but by Providence standards, far less than excellent. And...with absolutely no privacy, even with a dancer that would go further, chances are not much is happening in the LD area at Foxy.
Of course, I was late to meet my friend, but he was cool. I really liked the idea of getting breakfast and watching nice looking ladies dancing for you without the hassle of having to buy a drink but not too fond of the LD area and the lack of attention that I typically get at Fantasies. I know this girl didn't provide any extras in the VIP, so only know what I have read here about what is available. Fantasies still remains my number one choice but Foxy and Desire are definately good options as backups.
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