I was walking down Iberville and...

I was walking down Iberville and the door man told me there was cold beer and hot pussy. Being I was drunk and it was 3 am. I was game. I walked into the dark dark bar and was immediately told that there was a 1 drink minimum...kinda nullified the no cover the doorman told me. The drink was $8. There were several girls loitering around who were on me quick. My dick was rubbed, my hand was put on their pussy, all while they tried to get me to go upstairs. The VIP costs 260. It is atleast a 100 tip for the dancer and at least 50 for the bartender. Then we go up the spiral death trap stairs. Up stairs looks like shit. Couch. Was upsold that all I was getting was basically a CHJ unless I started dropping mad cash then I could have cbj and cfs. The girl was blonde and well she was the cutest one there, but I wouldn't call her cute. 40? Spinnerish, but baby damage and well...sorry ladies...old.

I got the fuck out of there, still dropped 410 for a chj. Damn that sobered me up. Bourbon street and the clubs off of Bourbon are all rip offs.

Oh yeah, and there was two chicks with dicks there. Watch yourself!