Physical Rating: The club is located...

Physical Rating: The club is located in a small plaza just of Stage West. You can definitely miss it if you blink as the illuminated sign outside isn't the brightest. Once you enter, there is a bouncer at the entrance on the left, which is also where the washrooms are located. The washrooms could use a little bit cleaning but it's decent. The main area is pretty big and ill-lit. It is set up like any event area with a stage; stage in the front and circular tables opposite it. The service is really good in terms of ordering drinks. As soon as you sit, a waitress will approach you. They will keep walking around but will not bother you. The entrance to the VIP rooms is really dark so I'd say "watch your step" as you will trip. There is no privacy in the VIP rooms and you are literally one-hand span away from the next chair. If you are looking for privacy, I'd suggest P.G. or Atlantis.

Dancer Rating: Loco usually has an "OK" bunch of dancers. They are usually very friendly. However, be aware that there are a few of them who offer extras and will continue to hound you for it. For example, I went up to this 5'8 white chick with curly/wavy brownish hair for a dance (she'll be the one who won't take off anything until the third song when on stage! Flat in the front with a round, cute derriere). As soon as we got into the VIP, the first thing she went on was about the "extras" and kept pushing to get it that I was totally turned off. If you want quality dancers, I'd suggest Atlantis as they by far have the best pick.

Monetary Rating: There is no cover charge (P.G. charges $5/- cover) and the alcohol $ is the same everywhere. It's $20/- a song just like the other Peel clubs.