I made my first adventure to...

I made my first adventure to a Vegas strip club during Christmas week. Unfortunately, I decided to make Cheetah's the club I visited. Big mistake.

The club is old and rundown. Upon entering at 2 in the afternoon, I was completely blinded by the dark atmosphere. After about 5 minutes my eyes adjusted, and man I sure wish they hadn't. It became very apparent why they keep it so damn dark in there. The quality of the dancers is just atrocious. I swear, the median age for the afternoon girls there was at least 45. And not Demi Moore-Julianne Moore, good-looking 45, but "I've been stripping for 25 years and I can't figure out why I haven't killed myself yet" 45. They should really change the name of this place from "Cheetah's" to "No Exit Strategy".

The club layout is your typical titty bar, a large area with a stage on one side, a bar on the other, several tables out on the floor and a secluded VIP area. However, it was very rundown and smoky. The god damn furniture was falling apart for Christ's sake.