Came in around 7pm. There were...

Came in around 7pm. There were 2 guys there and nobody onstage. Not a great start. 20 to get in, includes 1 non-alcohol drink.

Eventually a girl came onstage after about 3 full length songs (waaaay too long). I was approached by a thick Latina girl, with big fake tits that were pretty nice, so I got a dance. Technically a bikini dance but she was hands on. Not seductive, mind you, just went straight for it. I Didn't try for any two-way. The drink girl came by right away (during the dance which is annoying) but I sprang for one drink- 20 bucks. The dancer pushed VIP and promised everything- you can def get off in this joint- but I wanted to see if there was any other decent talent in the joint. There wasn't. To be fair it was the 29th of Dec so some girls might've still been on vacation or something.

She came back over a little later and I asked about VIP extras and she gave me the price rundown but not before giving me a cop test. 180 for VIP all inclusive (she mentioned it was early and she was "clean"- I guess a selling point in this kinda spot). I thought about it, and frankly if they had been serving booze I probably woulda went for it, but the vibe in there was just too weird so I split. Doubt I'll go back but if I do it'll be after 10pm.