The three of us decided that...

The three of us decided that we would hit this place next since it was the closest to c-Mowe's. Not much to say about the place. We walked in and noticed that the place was pretty dead. Saw a couple gross fat strippers sitting with customers and decided to take off. All of a sudden this tiny black girl comes running after us-following us out the door-and asks us to stay. Two more strippers appear and start grabbing all our dicks through our pants. One of my buddies decides we should stay awhile (he got the nicer looking of the three grabbing him) and pays for all of us. I don't know what he paid, but I do know we all got red tickets for Wise Guys across the street since they're owned by the same guy.

We sat down with our "ladies" on some really run down couches. Probably a good thing that it was so dark in there or could probably see a rat scurrying by. But from what I saw the club was really crappy and dilapidated. The girls did their best to hustle us for drinks but we all declined. Well my buddy did buy a drink for ones of the girls since it was her birthday. We were invited to eat the cake, which was placed by the front entrance, but we declined. None of us were brave enough to even attempt to eat the thing.

Eventually the girls got tired of us and took off since none of us were interested. One of the girls said she "preferred hanging with generous men" before she turned tail and leave. And we prefer hanging with girls that aren't 20 pounds overweight!