For awhile I have visited this...

For awhile I have visited this site as I travel a lot and use TUSCL as the ultimate road map to strip clubs. Before tonight, I hadn't joined but, after visiting this strip club, I had to do just that so I could warn others NOT to come to this place. Where do I start? The location is out in the middle of nowhere, which isn't the worst thing in the world, but I passed it THREE times before finally settling in to their gravel parking lot. When I first walked in, I was patted down by security/cashier/manager which told me what kind of establishment I was stepping into. The cover charge was $20 which was ridiculous considering what was to follow. When I walked into the main area, it literally looked like a bomb had been dropped in the place. It was bad. I mean really bad. I'm all about giving a place a chance so I sat down for a show. The tables had paper tableclothes on them that looked as if they were purchased from Family Dollar. When I first sat down, there were NO strippers on the tiny stage. The same guy that patted me down had to run to the back to get the dancers to come out. That's when I noticed how cold it was in the place. Apparently I wasn't the only one because one of the strippers came out wearing a jacket! Can't make this up. There was an electric heater near the stage that she kept trying to turn on without success. This was the first time I tipped someone out of pity. I lasted about a song and a half before I high-tailed it out of there. Please avoid this place at all costs. Don't say you weren't warned.