The club is very narrow,...

The club is very narrow, first of all. Because of this, you have the stage, and only a few rows of tables across from it. There's no pervert's row. There's more seats on the side of the stage, but I don't think the view is very good. They don't have a dressing room behind the stage, so when it's time for a girl to dance, she just pops out of whichever chair she's sitting in and walks on stage. But what is good about that is when the girls finish their stage shows, they walk naked past everyone. If you catch their eye, they'll come sit with you completely naked, while they put their clothes back on. Maybe I'm weird, but I find that sexier than the actual stage show.

The majority of the girls are not attractive. Having said that, however, the girls that are attractive are really hot! There's no middle ground. Make sure you count how many dances you get in the VIP room, because a lot of them have tried to ding me for more dances than I've actually had. I don't understand why they do that. She might rip me off for an extra $40, but she's losing $100s because I'll never take her for a dance again. I guess they're not majoring in Economics at U of T.

I've been to lots of clubs in Toronto, and this one is pretty casual. There's not a ton of pressure to get dances. Sure they'll ask, and ask you to buy them drinks, but if you're not attracted to them, a simple 'no thanks' is all you need to say. The drinks are cheap compared to other clubs, and there's no cover to get in. There is a $20 cover to go in the VIP rooms however. Once you're in there, how far you go with a girl depends on the girl. There's some older Hungarian hookers with huge collagen lips that just want to fuck if that's your thing, but there's other girls that won't even let you touch their boobs until you're $100 in.

All in all, I recommend this place. You have to give it time though. If you just walk in and have a beer, you might only see the ugly chicks working, and never come back. Have a few beers and relax, you'll see the few hotties that are there, and this place will grow on you.