I was in Vegas for the...

I was in Vegas for the Nascar races in March and stopped into Cheetahs on the Saturday afternoon. There was no cover and the bouncer at the door greeted my friend and me explaining this and he gave us the menu of dance prices. We stood there for a minute so our eyes could get adjusted to the darkness and then found a seat against the wall facing the stage. The place was hopping and there were quite a few dancers working the crowd. This tall blond body builder came by and sat on my lap giving lots of attention so I tipped her a few bucks. She asked if I wanted a dance in the seat I was in for $10. This wasn't on the bouncers menu but I accepted it anyway. She proceeded to give me a grind dance right out in the open. A few other dancers came and went when I saw one that I wanted to get a "chair" dance with. She got all bent out of shape when I asked her to do the $10 dance like the other so I sent her on her way. Now, I'm kind of pissed off about the attitude when the next dancer came by. She asked why I was so PO'd and said that she could fix that problem. She did three mind blowing dances and said it was only one. So, I gave her the money and a tip. I wanted to take her back to do the 4 for 100 but I figured I'd wait to finish my first beer. Dumb move on my part. These two dancers came and parked themselves for awhile laughing, drinking, and having a good time. I bought the one two drinks, she was drunk already, and a few dances. Then, she started freaking out when I went to go give the "mind blower" tips at the stage. She started yelling that I owed her money for sitting with her and all this other garbage. I gave her 20 and that made it worse. We ended up just walking out before the drunk got us thrown out. Tips, LL is the best and gives the best dances. If you see a 6'1" blond that should be on the hoop court and is drunk or high...run like hell!!!