First visit in almost a year...

First visit in almost a year and the place seems to have hit hard times. It must have been the effect of the drought on the local economy. Last few visits saw at least 30 patrons and 10 dancers from 11 PM to 4 on a weekend night. This time there were 7 dancers, max, half of whom were hanging out in the back when i first arrived. Dead silence, 4 other patrons scattered around the couches, no music, one dancer appeared to be asleep. Dancer overall quality has fallen. There were 3 white farm girls, one of whom appeared to be about 4 months along, all three were 5s, max, one was just plain sloppy obese. 2 AA dancers both 5s, one of whom, Scarlett appeared to be in the family way as well. Her lame stories about bills owed and the slowness of business almost put me to sleep. The "twins" Cee Cee and Desiree were the saving graces on this trip. They're both 8s if you like em with long legs, dark hair, light skin and A-small B cups. Those familiar with the dynamic duo also know their predilection for hustling. Everything from $ for the jukebox to $ for sodas ....yada yada yada. They promise to "take care of you" and are pretty true to their word. But be forewarned, they don't miss a trick and if you aren't keeping a money flow going, the attention span dwindles quickly especially if there are new fish swimming by. Their lap dances are passionate affairs with lots of mutual stimulation and dirty talk encouraged. Shirts will be unbuttoned and belts removed. Just no messing with the kitty. Some degree of outside the pants stick shifting with a little do re mi. CLub has a $5 charge for entrance to the "private" dance area that's good for the night. First dance is free, everything else is $25 per with pressure for tips a constant. There is NO such thing as negotiating on dances. No offers of OTC unlike the past several trips at least not from the better looking girls. The owner's ne'er do well brother seems to be back, as annoying as ever as DJ and strawboss. And a strange little old man now serves as the private dance area "security". He tends to stand a little too near the action at crucial times much to the consternation of the twins. Oh well, it's better than anything Nebraska has to offer. Club loses a point for physical appearance for the nastiness of the men's room.

Next weekend....the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach!!