My first...

My first visit to a Port Richey club and I must say I was excited before I even went in - as I was looking forward to a friendly, relaxing time with some cold beers and hot women. And that's what I found - about 9 hot women.

Bright, nicely-laid out club with friendly waitresses, only about five dollars for a drink. I curled up at a cushy round seat with a small table, chatting with my buddy. The waitress came by several times to keep me well-stocked, a couple dancers came by to say hello and the dj was spinning some good tunes. Many of the girls seemed about college age today and were dancing slow and sexy; sexy girls of various flavors - oh thank you God. I invited a couple girls over to chat and join me for drinks - one I liked particularly, she seemed interested in me too, nice smile, perfect breasts and it wasn't long before we went back for some satisfaction. Sexy in the back, she was willing to oblige and we had a laughing good time. Back for another drink, a few more blonde jokes and we were all laughing again. Soon, it was time to leave - so I bid my dancer good-bye and left as the tune rang out - "I like that old-time, rock and roll". And I sang along: "I like that old-time Brass Flamingo" - til my buddy told me to muffle it, take a breather and go roll into bed to sleep it off. Did just that, but had the last laugh - my dreams were Brass Flamingo.