Decided to visit Henry the VIII...

Decided to visit Henry the VIII after a disapointing visit to another area club. If you've read other reviews you know that Henry the VIII is a blue collar dive with dancers that fit in. Paid the $5 cover and a waitress walked up and informed me that they had food in the back, meaning the area at the far end of the bar. I noticed that there were 5 girls on the main stage and 3 on the other stage. I gave the ladies on the main stage the eye as I walked past and they looked back. I sat down and ordered a beer and was given a raffle ticket. I asked what it was for and was told that they would be calling off numbers to win a chance to spin a wheel and get a prize. It was the club's Christmas party. The song ended and a busty 30 ish blonde joined me. She wasn't my fist choice but she had enough going for her that I politely chatted. She asked if I wanted a dance and I told her I wanted to drink my beer and then I'd decide. She explained that it was a bit slow and she needed to make extra money cause she got fined for being late. Now normally this would signal me to negotiate for low rates but I wasn't in a hurry. She said she was going to have a cigarette and moved on. A few minutes later I was joined by another blond. This one was more my type, b cup naturals. She didn't even introduce herself before she whispered in my ear an offer to blow me in the VIP. She was kinda cute, check, nice body, check, but when she spoke her teeth screamed meth mouth - no go. The first lady returned and had her club purse open in her lap. The end of a plastic bag was sticking out. I declined again and decided to go home without partaking of any dances.