My first time at a strip...

My first time at a strip club. Had a fake id, was wandering the quarter by myself after my friends left and wanted to check it out. I figured this dive bar would be my best bet for getting in. I walked by and was asked by a middle aged woman, average looking (5-6) with large breasts if I "wanted to see more". Naturally, hormones raging and blood racing, I agreed and entered the club. I got a beer and sat down near the stage. Got some weird looks because I look young for my age. There was one other guy who was middle aged and overweight who seemed like he worked there so I was by myself. The woman who greeted me out front walked by, gave a sensuous look and got on stage. I was nervous and she could tell so she was clearly putting forth some effort (expecting that I would blow money on her). I knew enough about strip clubs to remember to keep my cool and not blow my money and did just that. I handed her a few singles but she expected more. After a few songs and a few singles, she gets off stage and joins me at my seat, asking if I'd like a dance, of course I said yes. She was back in her clothes at this point and she began to strip down again. She could tell I was getting excited as well. She pressed her large breasts in my face before grinding on my lap. After a few more songs it was over and she walked off as a new girl got on stage, I wasn't particularly interested and after spending about $30, I decided it was time to leave. Of course I had a fantastic time but I attribute that to it being my first time. That place feels very dirty however and I felt like I needed a shower after leaving. Either way, I wouldn't hesitate to visit again.