Sometimes I wonder what these club...

Sometimes I wonder what these club owners think we're coming in for.

Maybe I'm missing something; has there been a Snookie phenomena sweeping the nation? Has short and chubby become the new standard for hotness? Personally, if I want to see Rubenesque ladies, I'll head down to a museum, not a strip club.

During this recent visit the quality of the dancers was seriously lacking, the service at the bar was not great, and as a wine drinker I was forced to switch to Coke because the wine offerings were so bad. When I was last here a few months ago the talent was lacking, but it wasn't as bad as this time, and at least they served me a decent glass of wine promptly. Not the case this visit.