Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

In Melbourne on business, only a...

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Skyrbuoy
Dec 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

In Melbourne on business, only a 20 minute re-route to the IR. The back entrance is open now, but it's still dark as a cave walking down the hall to the bar. The old guys were in the house on the back side of the bar, drinking and smoking like it's the Legion hall. Way too much smoke today. Got me a Bud Light, declined the shot. Gave me a ticket for the drawing next week for Lamar's 60th Birthday/Christmas party. Thinking about making the trip for that, depending on the schedule.

Some skinny asian girl left one of the old guys side and moved in. Between the accent and the music I could barely make out that she was singing "Jingle Bells." Somewhat amusing. Otherwise I couldn't understand a single thing she said. She was friendly enough, got the handshake, but couldn't bring myself to the rest of the sale.

Cute girl, Hollywood, came over, in a nice off the shoulder dress with a micro thong. Finished the beer, went to the couch behind the DJ booth, and took 2 dances. Probably the best overall body in the IR that day. Nice breasts, perky, perky nipples, and no extra anything anywhere. Not real liberal contact, but a smart girl, and good company.

Had another BL, then moved away from the cigar smoke over by the stage. Talked to Dakota for a minute, she went onstage and Jaylyn or something like that came over. Big girl - tall, thick without too much extra lbs., and friendly. Said she danced in W Palm at F-Dance and Cheetah, but I don't remember ever seeing her.

Gave her a shot, she was white, but danced ghetto, and was overpowering her moves to the point of being uncomfortable. 2 and done. Got another BL, avoided Chase, and decided to head out. Giving the BD Party for Lamar some serious consideration.

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