Showed up around 11:30 PM on...

Showed up around 11:30 PM on a Wednesday night. After doing some research here on Phoenix area clubs this sounded like one to check out. Club was around half-full of patrons. There were about 15 dancers on shift. Looked around and around and just couldn't find my type. (I like the white, thin wasted, big boob types--I'm sure I'm the only one who likes that type...) Unfortunately, I could find anyone who had all three. Individually each were present. After about 25 mins I spotted one possibility. She was on the far side of the club (opposite the bar) and making her way down and eventually toward the ladies bathroom. Watched the door for a good 15 mins or so hoping to catch a glimpse of her--no luck. After another 10 mins she's in street clothes walking by me toward the door. Ah crap. Finished up my water and headed out the door. Dances seemed cheap although I couldn't find a dancer that did it for me. Club was reasonably clean and clientele a good mix. Waters were reasonably priced, service was just okay. Waitress took my order while on way to deliver another order, effectively blocking me from the two other waitresses who came by while I was waiting for her to bring my water. Seriously, how hard is it to bring a bottle of water promptly? I'd probably go back on the hope it was an offnight. Headed out to Bourbon St afterwards--MUCH better. Oh, one positive thing door man was very friendly and gave me an enthusiastic hand shake as I entered. Nice touch. Doesn't make up for the lack of talen that night but I appreciated the effort nonetheless.