Illusions
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755 Guin Rd Nixa, MO 65714

what a joke. first of...

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stanlee
Dec 11, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

what a joke. first of all I really appreciate the fact that they are a juice bar but they openly tell you that you can go out to your car and fill your cup with whatever booze you want to mix and bring it back in. You just don't get that sort of service where I am from. SEcond of all, however many points they scored with the booze factor, they immediately lost points when it comes to dancer quality, club quality and DJ quality. SEriously, LOUD all types of music from a sound system that buzzes non stop because either the speakers are blown or they are in need of serious re-wiring. At the risk of sounding like a douche, let's move on to the dancers. 5 girls at 10:00 on a tuesday or wednesday night with one of them glued to the hip of her regular. the other four, I don't think any man in their right mind would pay them to see them naked. In fact, I couldn't even make eye contact with them because they were so damn ugly. one of them come over to talk to me and admittedly she was probably a 6 on the 10 scale. if she had bigger tits, maybe a 7. sat down, asked me my name and immediately did not say another word to me, just sat there. meanwhile I am giggling ot myself because I really didn't want to talk to her or any of her friends anyway. I was too busy calculaating how long I could sit there and then leave without insulting the patrons or dancers. I wanted to get out of there that badly. needless to say don't waste your time. stick to springfield if you are in the area and at least look at something that you WANT to see naked.

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