I guess I stopped here with...

I guess I stopped here with high hopes. The first couple times were a waste of time and the girls hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way to the ground. Since I was in Albany anyway and a few blocks away is a neat video store with a great porn collection and even nice mainstream movies, decided to peek inside. The place needs a good broom and mop in the main area. I waited about a minute while the two models tried to make themselves pretty, and again failed. The beefy one with too many bad tattoos greeted me and gave me the house rules, a lot of money, the girls dance for you in a private room, no touching, the better the tips the more skin they show, and for a lot more money will dominate you, but again no touching. Unfortunately Big Girl or the Latin model she stole sandwiches from weren't very appealing and the smaller girl was either just waking up or still stoned. I again declined the show and realized that even in my drinking days wouldn't be interested in either of these two models. I have no idea how this place stays open.