This is a deceiving club. By...

This is a deceiving club. By that I mean it looks really nice from the outside. It is right off of I35 in the Round Rock area. In a decent commercial neighborhood outparcel to a normal shopping plaza. The building could easily pass for a high end restaurant.

That is where the deception comes in. You are thinking yeah I am from out of town. Don't have to worry about getting caught in the wrong neighborhood. I will go to this nice high end strip club. WRONG! Once you get inside you see what it is really all about. You pay your cover and then you can hear the mooing over the music.

The sheer tonnage of the dancers is mind boggling. Look I consider myself an easy going guy. I am not too judgmental. Women come in all sizes and shapes. Hell I am not George Clooney. But in a strip club especially a high end one. Women should be at the very least attractive, and more on the side of hot and sexy. These women were down right nasty and huge, and pretty ghetto. And they were white girls! In my opinion if you want ghetto go the a black clubs where the AA girls can properly pull it off. But these big old pasty tatooed pigs were awful. There was not a 7 in the entire herd.