So I came here after a...

So I came here after a pretty hard test. Driven past it a whole bunch, and know it's like an institution for the Milwaukie area. It was like 6pm on a Thursday afternoon. Found the place easy enough. No parking in the discreet back of the building, but ti the side, which sits behind a convenience store. Then you do that awkward walk to the front of the building, where there may be some old dudes and dancers smoking on the patio.

There was a bouncer standing at the door to check ID. He wasn't there the whole time, since a whiles later he was gone. Older lady at helming the bar. Nice enough, although not that quick to get me a drink. Felt overpriced for a PBR. A quick look around and I saw like three older dudes at the bar, and one at the stage. One girl was on stage, but she was just sitting at the edge talking to the dude. Sure, because that's inviting for the guys at the bar. She was average looking, so I doubt I woulda bit anyway. One girl was at the bar, and one was either getting ready to leave or go on stage.

After checking out whatever the heck was on the news, I wandered over to the stage. Now out of all the times I'd gone to these clubs, she was what I always wanted my strippers to look like. She was lean, not tight and fit, but not large neither. She had long blonde hair, and pretty large perky naturals. I don't remember any large tats or anything. Sure, she looked great, but couldn't really dance a step. And not only that, she paid little to no attention to me, instead putting most of her attention to the large dude opposite me, as if she could get more out of him or something. Her timing kinda sucked, too. A two song set, and she just got all naked with like thirty seconds to go in the last song. Hot body, nonetheless.