I've been there multiple times in...

I've been there multiple times in the past, but my last experience was outta sight. Each and every one of these sweet ass honeys made me feel like a king. A king, that is, with a raging boner. It was probably because I was the only fella in there besides the bartender and the bouncer, but hell, I'm not complaining. No matter what you are into, Hoosier Girls has it: fatties, grannies, midgets, trailer trash gutter whores, you name it. I got a lap dance from each of the six dancers for less than $2 a pop, and by pop, I mean the tent I pitched in my britches. Oh, and there's also a great back room that has a couch just like the one in my uncle Jeff's garage. If you take a chick in there, she'll do just about anything for the right price. Hell, I made this chick's car payment and the next thing I know, she's beating me off life my dick's on fire. Top notch class all the way. 10 stars from me.