Club Escape currently has a good...

Club Escape currently has a good lineup of dancers, well worth visiting if you're in the Beaver Falls area, or traveling the PA Turnpike and passing the Beaver Falls exit.

I was here last Saturday from 11 pm until 1:30 am. The club is small but nice, if no frills. Admission is twenty dollars. This includes all the beer you can drink (you pay one dollar for the cup). This is how clubs in PA who don't have a (very expensive) liquor license offer alcohol to customers. Pay a high door fee, but the alcohol is free.

They serve Bud Light and Bush, so if you're a beer snob like me, you're out of luck. They have a very limited selection of other alcohol, but I'm not sure what it is because I don't drink liquor often. There is no bar to sit at, just a window where you get served. The club itself is like one big room. There is a large stage that seats about 24 all the way round. They have OK club lighting and Mirrors on the wall. They also have two tables with 4 seats each about 10 feet from the stage. Obviously, this place is set up to encourage sitting at the tip rail. It's a comfortable clean club, but still feels a little like sitting in a big shoebox, but you forget about that once you start watching the dancers. But this place is not set up for a large group to mingle at tables and such when you are not tipping dancers. The place seems couples friendly. There were three women in the audience with their boyfriends and they looked like they were enjoying themselves. There is an ATM machine and like many clubs, it charges a hefty fee (I think 6.00). It is a smoking club, which is good for me but may turn off non smokers. I didn't see a women's bathroom, but the men's room is kept really clean. I think women use the dancer's bathroom, as I saw one female patron coming out of the dancer's area escorted by a dancer. If you're bringing a wife or girlfriend, call the club to make sure.

The current lineup of dancers is pretty good. I saw seven dancers. Two blonds, the rest brunettes. No asian girls or women of color. They ranged from very thin to full figure, but no girls I would call fat. All had at least one tattoo (don't they all these days) but none of them had extensive tattoos. If you're not fond of tattoos, this is the best you going to do from what I've seen.

Some of the dancers do come up and talk to you. I had a chance to talk to four of them, and all were friendly. Yes, they were trying to get private dances, but at least they chatted with me first and didn't come up and just start with "Do you want a dance?" The first dancer who sat with me was nice enough, but I didn't care for her approach to asking for a dance. She was obviously good friends with on of the other dancers, because she said "If you want a private dance, me and So-and -so are the private dance girls." I asked her if that means the other dancers don't do private dances. She said I could get a lap dance with any dancers, if I want someone who's only doing it to make money, but her and her friend were the dancers who do it for enjoyment. Yeah, right! Well, it's a different angle than "I can see you're not like the others guys in here tonight. You're special". I don't fall for that one either. In fact this kind of stuff usually turns me off.