This is one of the worst...

This is one of the worst club experiences I have had in recent memory. I went on a Saturday in November.

The "superstar" of the club used to go by Nana at Lido, who I think might be part Puerto Rican or something. She was never my type but at least she is friendly. I saw her with another customer when I walked in.

A dancer approached me maybe 50 years old, very big, and not hot. I mean seriously. She wasn't even polite. Are you kidding me? I start to look around for someone to jump out at me and say I've been pranked. There was a thinner white girl on stage but not my type at all. If there were any other dancers than those three, they must have been in the dressing room.

After only being there a couple minutes, I think of leaving. Before I get up to leave, some guy (not even a female), comes to my table to see what drink I want to order. A guy??? What strip club has a guy waiter? Am I in Lakewood? Anyway, I tell him no thanks actually I am leaving, and he looks at me like I am an alien as I walk out.