I went here once last month....

I went here once last month. This club is at West 150th and Brookpark. Small parking lot beside a small tire store or something. There was no cover. It said wait to be buzzed in, but the door was already unlocked. Two women were behind the bar--one maybe in her 60s and one maybe late 20s. The younger one doubled as a waitress in this club, which is the smallest strip club I have seen in my life. She was prettier than the dancers but she was not showing any skin. Their clientele was mostly white guys 50s and older.

The dancer quality appearance wise was very low, much lower than most clubs I have ever visited. The prettiest dancer was a white girl who was big but she did have nice, huge natural-looking boobs. Her name was Carrie or something. I also saw a thin black girl with reddish blondish hair. She is missing some teeth. She is now going by the name London, but she is not from England. She has a scratchy accent that sounds southern. She is friendly. I know she went by Alabama previously. I have seen her at Lido and Gigi. They all had some kind of pasties on, as I am told the State of Ohio (liquor control?) is clamping down. One girl told me they have had a lot of undercover LE come into this club. In any case, I was not propositioned for prostitution or drugs like I have been at some clubs. Maybe they thought I was LE. The actual dancing on the small stage was kind of lame. There seems to be a problem with the jukebox where the girls program their own songs.

The best thing about Fox's Den is that you get the entire song for the $10 lap dance and there is no cover charge. So, if you pop in there and don't like the girls or whatever else, you can make a quick exit with no money spent. Worst case scenario they tell you a $4 nonalcoholic drink is mandatory. If you do go for a dance and it's a four minute song, you get four minutes. If it is six minutes, you get six minutes. If the dancer on stage picks a long song from the jukebox, she may get some heat from the other dancers. I read on here about a white light shining during the lap dance if the dancer gets too frisky or does not change positions. I noticed a small white light from one of the "disco" type of lights shining towards me whenever I put my head back as if I was really enjoying the lap dance. It wasn't even necessarily the best part of the dance, but I was just trying to get into it. Maybe the older bartender or whoever controls the light is trying to stop guys from finishing in their pants. That light was rather annoying. It is a small light, not a spot light, but it can get into your eyes. So from then on I pretended from the body posture above my neck like the dance was doing nothing for me, even if I was actually enjoying it a lot. The dancer had no problem with me touching her, although I wasn't attempting any sexual touching. The dancing itself was half decent as far as the grinding but this was not a full body lap dance. There also was not any stick groping or unzipping.

Another dancer in the club was a thin white girl with dark brunette hair. She was kind of staring straight ahead and seemed out of it. I did not talk to her. There was one older dancer who looked kind of scary (maybe some think she is hot, but whatever floats your boat). There was also a dancer maybe 25 or 30 who had a decent looking body with implants but also looked kind of freaky (again no offense - whatever floats your boat). Those three and the two mentioned above are the only dancers I remember, so I think there were five.

The layout of the club is as I read on here--small stage to your left when you walk in with only a couple tables on the main floor. The bar is on your right and then there are maybe five booths when you take a couple steps up. The restrooms are to your left, with the lap dance area in between them. The restrooms sold condoms--some for 75 cents and some for 50 cents. Maybe some guys use them to keep their pants from getting sticky or maybe the customers go bang someone after they leave the club. It is funny as the one kind had a red white and blue sticker on the machine and said something about patriotism, but it also mentioned that the condon was made in Thailand.