Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

You've already heard that the girls...

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jojo1983
Dec 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

You've already heard that the girls from Cannonball migrated down Dixie. You already have a pretty good idea what this club is going to probably be like, considering that the Cannonball boys are the same owners. Straight up, Atlantis is just plain better than the ole CB. Yeah, I know that's a mouthful.

I walked in around 9pm or so and had to search for a seat; it was getting pretty crowded already. Service? Eh, we don't go to these types of places for the wait staff. Before I see a waitress, I'm descended upon by at least five or six girls. Yup, I was giving off that fresh meat smell. I declined long enough to order a drink, sat back and watched some stage show, and that was when the dancer's locker room emptied out into the bar. God's honest truth, there must have been thirty or so girls on the floor. I'd say half of them were 'tens.' You know, the type you'd nail even if the wifie was in the next room. As far as the rest of the talent, there was no one there that was less than a 'seven.' Friday night is the time to be there. boys. Damn, I knew I was in trouble.

Long story short, and five bills lighter, I saw three chickies; two blonds and an little Asian. What type of fun did I partake in? None of your f'n business, weirdo. All I will say, your milage will most definetly depend on the time of the month (meaning when the bills are due, not the other "time of the month").

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