Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

When I pulled up, I must...

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Skeeter99
Dec 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

When I pulled up, I must say it had that classy look you'd see normal to other strip clubs, so I thought it was gonna be good. Let me just say, when I walked in I was patted down and metal detected in my head I was having second thoughts, I was right. Before I even walked in I asked if they had an ATM since I had to withdraw money anyways, they said no and to use the ATM across the street. Wtf really?? To not waste time my friend payed my cover ($20). Walked in was a bit confused, since it was my first time, almost immediately a Dancer grabbed me already started flirting with me for a dance, I declined bc I was trying to figure out where my friends were, and also bc to be honest, she was not attractive at all. Anyways stage was on my right another a few steps furthermore, and a smaller stage in the back. I guess it had something to do with the fact we got there at almost 3 am, but the talent there was just not up to par with what I originally thought of when seeing the outside. With the time being said, we weren't able to get any drinks so that bummed us out. So salvage the night, my friend walked around to find a girl that was up to his standards. When he walked by, he was bing escorted to the back by a sexy ass Caucasian woman, decent features. While he was in the back, my other friends and I were bombarded by women who I guess we're trying to get as many dances as possible before they close up, to be honest I probably would have gotten a dance, but I can't bc I had no cash except for a few dollars ( again ATM inside the establish my would had helped ). My friend came back, he seemed satisfied, so we decided to say fuck it and ended the night there. I was really disappointed when the guy at the front said there was no ATM. Wasn't sure if he was just screwing with me, but that really annoyed me. Also the fact that the dancers there weren't up to par with what others told me, against be it was bc I got there so close to closing time, but maybe it was just the shift time that was unfortunate. Overall would I come back? It's a maybe, if I do I'd like to come earlier for sure, but would it bet first choice? I say no

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