this was the first ever strip...

this was the first ever strip club i ever visited approx. 20 yrs ago. when i went in there were some girls that i would actually consider the girls of my dreams. blonde, thick, shapely i mean real nice!!! the waitresses were real hot too and so were the bartenders. i mean there were more hotties than dogs.

20 trs later to around this day - i walk in what do i see? eastern euro toothpick trash. a couple of dancers that came up to me had morning breath and no redeeming qualities to boot. if you are going to be toothpick trash at least have a decent looking face. nope. granted this was in the day shift so the c-minus/d-plus squad was on the field but shit man 20 yrs ago the day shift was totally banging.

table dances actually had some friction on them but if provided by the toothpick shits you would have to pay me to partake. if it was 20 yrs ago....