Port O' Call
Closed
93-04 Woodhaven Blvd, Jamaica, NY 11421, USA*

It seems to be a VERY...

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Estafador
Nov 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

It seems to be a VERY dry club. Its a neighborhood type club seemingly black operated (I digs I digs) and not bad for size. Though its not very jumping as a black club would seem. Very few patrons and there was literally only one chick on stage. The bar is the only sitting area available and it circles around the only stage there. Not to mention that right in front of the stage is the bartender, which is naturally hotter than the chick. I was seriously tempted to hit on her, gotta watch that. Anyway, the stage dancer wasn't anything spectacular, skinny black chick that literally just stands there and looks around. She almost seemed conflicted whether to get off the stage or not. I went to the table (no couches folks only stools in front of the bar table) and the patrons were countable on a hand (or perhaps two, but definetely not beyond two). And of course, there were so few workers there that they were all hogged by the patrons, but that's to be expected when the patrons outdo the workers. One dude literally was sitting there seemingly in a serious texting coversation or whatever he was doing on his phone with his drink by his side, seemingly ignoring the club as if he was waiting for the bus or something. I didn't bother to stay more than 10 minutes. Literally walked in got a thorough id check (id was just looked at from many different lighting angles in a dark room by the DJ of all people) got something to drink for 6 bucks gave a 2 dollar tip and left. Such a sad story. At least dancer wasn't TOO pushy with the tip suggestion. She did physically ask though which is never good. And no, nobody walked the floor to give a bar stool lapdance. Not really a good look.

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