After several trips to Las Vegas...

After several trips to Las Vegas I finally stopped in the ole Gulch to check out the action. I was surprised to see some real hotties on the stages. The club would be really nice if they spent a little more cash on the upkeep. Also, I thought it smelled a little funny like chlorine maybe. Anyway it took at least twenty minutes to get a asked for a dance nonetheless get one to sit down at my table. She was very pleasant and pretty, but she had her ugly girlfriend tagging along. We went for a dance and she proceeded to give me one of the worst dances I've ever had in a small cheesey booth. I left soon afer and headed to another club. Now that i've been there once I don't need to go back.