I visited this joint on a...

I visited this joint on a Friday night while in Portland. I was not thrilled. What I really didn't like is that you couldn't see any of the stages from the bar. Huge dissappointment. I like being able to sit at the bar and watch the dancers before I make a selection, and usually when you're sitting at the bar dancers know not to hustle you. But at this shithole, dancers hustle you at the bar while you can't even see what's going on at the stages.

Now on to the dancers. Their were certainly some good-looking dames in here, but most of them were average at best. I decided to try my luck at the rack. Dancing on stage was this very unattractive African-American girl. When she finished she asked me if I'd like a private dance. At first I politely declined, but she had the nerve to say to me, "What, do you not like girls or something?" Bitch. After hearing this I said to her, "I do like girls, and that's why I'm not getting a dance from you, because you look like Dwayne Wade, who is a man!" Needless to say this pissed her off, so she poured her drink on me and called me a faggot. I yelled some choice words at her which attracted the attention of the bouncer. He told me it would be best if I left, and I totally agreed. Avoid at all costs.