I wasn't shocked by...

I wasn't shocked by this place simply because I used to live in Baltimore and frequented the famous Block. Fancy's would certainly fit in on The Block, with its run-down facilities, open-door restroom stalls, dancers who are past their prime, and not much to offer in terms of VIP. Most of the "dancers" averaged high-30s to mid-to-high-40s, many of them trying to pull of their best MILF persona. "Private" dances take place in a corner of the place (speaking of which, it looks and feels like a trailer house) for $20 a dance on a couch. As a result, everyone can see the dance and you are very close to anyone else getting a private dance as well. The first dance I had was terrible: the girl (who had to be in her 30s) just stuck her tit in my face and nipple in my mouth. It was so weird I felt like she was treating me like a child needing breastmilk. The dancers rotate between three stages, but little dancing is actually done. It's more like standing there and taking off their top.

The only redeeming feature was an absolute stunner named Paige. In her early 20s she is easily an 8 or 9; why she was working there I have no idea. The club gets a relatively high dancer quality rating solely because of Paige. Would I go back? Only if I was plastered and not thinking clearly.