I was in town for the...

I was in town for the Holiday week, and decided to make my first visit to Mons in approximately 15 years after a morning round of golf. It was pretty much exactly as I remembered. For such a world renowned club, Mons is a very tiny place. Parking even for daytime is a real struggle. I managed to find a spot in the tiny lot, but it is incredibly tough to get in and out of their lot. In the doors, I was greeted by a beautiful blonde, who took my $20 dollar cover, and a male "bouncer type" who told me to "have a good time". Mons is really unlike any club out there. In someways, it's even more dressed down than some of the real dives out there. A hexagonal stage sits in the center of the room lined with chairs for tipping patrons. When I went, the stage showcased one dancer at a time who selected her music from the club's jukebox. Mons has no DJ. The room is encircled with built-in couches...some facing the stage others facing a mirrored wall and primarily used for lap dance action. All dances are done completely out in the open to the room, and when I entered pretty much all of the patrons were enjoying dances. I took a seat at the couch facing the stage, and was promptly approached by a server who brought me a $2 diet coke in six oz. cup - no booze served at Mons.

The girl on stage was probably in her late 30's, and the least attractive girl in the room but still nice enough looking. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and tried to keep my eyes on her but kept catching myself as spectator to all the lap dance action. A tall sexy brunette caught me watching and grinned.

Sure enough as I tipped the stage dancer one last time as she left the stage, the brunette greeted me stage side wearing a top but no panties. Her "name" was Brittany and she asked if I'd like a dance. I agreed and we chatted for a song and worked out a 3 dances for $60 deal. Then she gave me a nice dance. I laid my hand on her hip as she rode me and asked if my hand was ok. She said, "you can touch me any where you want except between the legs." Overall the dance was pretty standard, but it WAS nice to find myself in a club again where I didn't feel like I had to keep my hands to myself.