I have been to strip clubs...

I have been to strip clubs all across this great country. They vary widely in quality, ambience, value, and weird local rules. All things considered, Teasers is one of my top 5 favorites. It's laid back. Girls don't pressure you. They will sit and chat. Drinks are very reasonably priced. Dances are generally full contact. The new (to me - I used to live in Durham, live in DC now) upstairs is just icing on the cake. Obviously YMMV but in my experience you definitely get your money's worth upstairs.

In short, if you are in town for a night or two definitely go. If you live here become a regular. Sure they could do better stage dances. Sure they could seve food. Sure a lot of things. Don't bothe. Don't worry. Teasers is money.